Transcript:All the Presidents' Heads
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Transcribed by | Sanfazer |
- [Note #1: This transcript is based on the video from the Comedy Central Insider post Has Sarah Palin Already Seen the New Season of Futurama? of 9 June, 2011.]
- [Note #2: UNKNOWN represents a set of words not identified by the transcriber.]
- [Scene: Brick building. The crew is wearing 18th-century clothes. A man approaches Paul Revere through a broken wall.]
Man: An urgent message for Mr. Revere!
- [The man hands Revere a letter with his name on it. Revere opens it and begins reading it out loud. Bender, Professor Farnsworth, Fry, and Benjamin Franklin are listening.]
Paul Revere: Mr. Revere, UNKNOWN. The British attack has begun. Cross the river and watch for my signal. [Revere finishes reading the letter.] I must ride.
- [Revere leaves the building, panting, and a horse is heard neighing from outside.]
Leela: He has so much stuff. [Leela puts a set of tableware into a seemingly bottomless purse.] He won't miss this.
- [Scene: Backyard. Bender and Franklin are putting together a pile of counterfeits. Bender takes some from his chest cabinet and Franklin takes others from a box on the floor. Leela is steering a cart with more conterfeits.]
Professor Farnsworth: Let's burn these counterfeits and paddle the next swan boat the hell out of Boston.
- [Leela and the Professor throw their counterfeits into the pile.]
Fry: Here you go.
- [Fry hands the Professor a lantern.]
Professor Farnsworth: Thanks. [The Professor throws the lantern onto the pile, causing it to shatter. The counterfeits start burning.] Say, where did you get that lantern?
Fry: From that old church to the north. [Fry points to a church.] They had two burning, so I figured they wouldn't miss one.
- [Cut to: Revere riding a horse.]
Paul Revere: One if by land. Two if by sea. [Revere stops by a river and sees one lantern hanging on the wall of the church.] [shouting] The British are coming! The British are coming! [Revere goes back to riding the horse.] [shouting] By land! By land! [whispering] Gotta treat this OCD. Gotta treat this OCD.
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